Jargon jaunting: part 1

Let me word my words
    in pristine wording.

As I choose my speech,

let me speak

as I am speaking.

I find walking while talking

improves the talk

and shortens the walk.

Shall we then adjourn

to our oh so,

sojourn journey?

Upon it we should elect

to reflect

upon direct dialect

deriving from the intellect.

We then should pace

from the race

with blush face

encased with lace,

so is the case.

We'll pass a lass

dismissed from class,

holding alas, a looking glass.

Then exceeding a scholar reading,

a farmer seeding,

and a shepherd leading,

we'll arrive at a nation with rotation

of affirmation and speculation.

While in thought,

our ideas have fought

and peace of mind was sought.

Should we then stare at a bear

with rare hair

in his lair at the county fair;

and rake the hours

while we wake the flowers

and fake our powers?

Devouring souring cheese,

while dieting with rioting fleas...

we will tire...

retire,

and lay head to bed instead.